The Meaning of Life is Potato Waffles
Piper Bates and I have determined that the creating and eating of potato waffles is the meaning of life. It works like this: Potato waffles are excellent and having them 24/7 would result both in being fed and general happiness. Since they are so happy-making, you could also have friends over to eat them with you, thus allowing you to have a social life without leaving the house. And, as we all know, potato waffles + social life + never leaving